WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Supreme Court took a break from deliberations regarding individuals competing in sports designated for the opposite sex to bring in an expert five-year-old boy to explain the difference between boys and girls. ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌  Newsletter Sponsored by Preserve Gold Five-Year-Old Brought In To Explain Difference Between Boys And Girls To Supreme Court WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Supreme Court took a break from deliberations regarding individuals competing in sports designated for the opposite sex to bring in an expert five-year-old boy to explain the difference between boys and girls. Read more Ketanji Brown Jackson Arrives At Work In Official SCOTUS Short Bus It's Our Continent 🇺🇸 New Tee Just Dropped At The Babylon Bee Store A message from Preserve Gold A Great Time To Acquire Gold Was Back When Your Dad Had Hair... The Next Best Time Could Be NOW (Before Your Kids Ask For Their Inheritance Early) Precious metals had a record-breaking run in 2025 as gold, silver, and platinum hit new all-time-highs. 𝗟𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗮 𝘀𝗮𝗳𝗲-𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝗶𝗻𝘃𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁, 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘀𝗲 𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗶𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗲𝘁𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗱 𝗮 "𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗺" 𝗼𝗳 𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗰 𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗿𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘁𝘆: • 𝗪𝗲𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗿 𝗗𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗿: Inflation continues to erode Americans' savings and central banks now hold more gold than US treasuries • 𝗚𝗹𝗼𝗯𝗮𝗹 𝗧𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀: Geopolitical risks like armed conflicts and trade wars have many scrambling to preserve their wealth • 𝗗𝗲𝗯𝗶𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗗𝗲𝗯𝘁: The US is now a record $38 TRILLION in debt, leaving some concernedthe government will debase the dollar to get outPlus, silver's increasing use in hot sectors like solar, electronics, EVs, and AI have driven 𝗮 𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗺𝗼𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗻 𝗶𝗻𝗱𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗱𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱. While we can't charge up the DeLorean and send you back in time to invest earlier… We CAN show you how to 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗳𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗹𝘆'𝘀 𝘀𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟲 with physical precious metals & precious metals IRAs. Here at Preserve Gold, 𝘄𝗲'𝗿𝗲 𝗮 𝗰𝗹𝗶𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗰𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗿𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘀𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀. Now, we want to give you 𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗚𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗦𝗶𝗹𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗞𝗶𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗲 and show you how to 𝗲𝗻𝗷𝗼𝘆 𝘂𝗽 𝘁𝗼 $𝟮𝟬,𝟬𝟬𝟬 "𝗰𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸" 𝗶𝗻 𝗴𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝗶𝗹𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮 𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗳𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗽𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗵𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗼𝗿 𝗮𝗰𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁.   Get the Free GOLD & SILVER KIT Americans Are Using to Help Protect Their Retirement Savings (Tap HERE Now) Democrats Respond To RFK With New Food Pentagram Trump Announces Plan To Take Australia And Cash In Its 2 Troop Bonus Every Round, Wait Till All The Other Armies Are Depleted, Then Launch His Assault On Asia Hole In Man's Heart Turns Out To Be In Shape Of Mini-Excavator Bill Clinton Says He'll Gladly Testify On Epstein Case Just As Soon He Gets Back From This Cool Island Trump Airdrops 'Make Iran Great Again' Hats To Help Iranian Protesters Why Getting Up From A Chair Gets Harder Each Year (It's Not Age)* Babylon's Best Peanut Butter Reinvented. Roasted peanuts blended with roasted pecans creates a rich, sweet and salty, mouth watering addicting soft butter. Our nut butters have no added sugar and 50% less carbs than traditional peanut butter and are organic, glp-1 friendly, keto and diabetic friendly. Use Code BEE for 20% OFF!* The Home Tool, You Needed, But Nobody Got You For Christmas. This Must-Have Spring Cleaning Tool "Is Actually Worth It" according to do-it-yourselfers just like you. Get yours, while it lasts, for up to 60% off.* Didn't Get What You Wanted/Needed For Christmas? These 46 DIY gadgets are so epic, you'll want to order them now. Quantity discounts are available so there is no reason not to buy as gifts for friends and family at the same time. You Can Save up to 50% now.*     *This is sponsored content. 45f7-h29p-9230-8jvn Stop Spam Folders From Silencing Satire. You deserve every punchline. Bee Mail puts our updates right where they belong—your Gmail Primary tab. Activate Bee Mail Now. Want us to stop emailing you? Unsubscribe here. Want a break? Click here to pause these emails for 14 days Latest News | Store | Download App | Subscribe PO Box 546, Jupiter, FL 33468 Copyright ©2026  The Babylon Bee, LLC. All rights reserved.