Dear Loyal Babylon Bee Follower,
You clearly know quality satire when you see it, and it's people like you who know that the Babylon Bee is on the front lines of the battle to keep comedy free from censorship. Waging this war armed with only our two jokes, we need the help of strong, principled fans of irreverent humor like you to keep us going.
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In short, becoming a paid subscriber to the Babylon Bee makes you a part of the fuel that keeps the engine of fake news running. Without that fuel, we'll be out on the street, spreading our satire door-to-door. Trust me, you don't want that.
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Your Humble & Handsome Leader,
Seth Dillon |
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