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Alright guys, I need some help. ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌      Not the Bee Daily Newsletter November 18, 2025 Sponsored by Hydrow Schumer was asked why Biden didn't release the Epstein List and his answer has everyone confused Alright guys, I need some help. Bill Ackman tweeted dating advice to young men and the internet is having a blast with it I don't always take dating advice, but when I do it's from billionaire hedge fund managers. Love to read Not the Bee? Try listening to our podcast, Beyond Parody! Like, subscribe, comment! A message from Hydrow Holiday Savings on Hydrow Rowers Hydrow delivers smooth, low impact workouts that engage 86% of your muscles for an efficient full body routine at home. Use code 𝗡𝗢𝗧𝗕𝗘𝗘 for an extra $50 off on top of the site's deep holiday discounts. Thousands of classes help you stay motivated.   Shop Hydrow Now Watch this unearthed clip of Trump talking about Epstein in 2015, then stay for Trump's newest statement Just when you thought Trump would run and hide from all this Epstein stuff (see Epstein's 2018 email about Trump and Bubba), he's going all-in on releasing the files. Nothing will prepare you for the insanity that unfolded in Charlotte this weekend as ICE agents rolled into town Guys, what the heck is happening in Charlotte? People are trying to figure out why Danish Christmas cookies are made in India and it's started a new propaganda war Are your Christmas cookies made in India? Opinion: OPINION: If it's shameful for him, it's shameful for us When a congressman gets caught scrolling through sexualized images mid-flight, the response is predictable: embarrassment, denial, and the obligatory blaming of the algorithm. Report: British Government To Enact Milkshake Tax Thank the Lord Almighty for 1776. This viral vid about a trans activist who was attacked by Muslims is a lesson in both irony and fake news This is going viral this week, so let's look at what this popular X account claims the guy said, then look at what was actually said to find the irony in the midst: Report: Man who shot Trump used "they/them" pronouns, was interested in furries Stare directly at this: DeSantis gets spicy: "Is bringing in 10 million Somalians and dumping 'em in Georgia good because it's legal?" ARE YOU READY FOR THE SPICE? Physical Gold Is the Ultimate Hedge & A Critical Diversifier* Not the Bee's Best Peanut Butter Reinvented. Roasted peanuts blended with roasted pecans creates a rich, sweet and salty, mouth watering addicting soft butter. Our nut butters have no added sugar and 50% less carbs than traditional peanut butter and are organic, glp-1 friendly, keto and diabetic friendly. Use Code NTB for 20% OFF!* Banned By Amazon, But Not Illegal? These are 2025's hottest gadgets and DIY gifts that they don't want you to have. Quantity discounts are available, so get yourself more than one or as gifts for your friends and family. Check out these "banned" gadgets now.* Stand Up And Fight. There's no greater gesture of far-right extremist patriotism than buying a MyPillow direct from the source! Pick one up today and enjoy the best night's sleep in the whole wide world! Save Big With Promo Code NTB.* *This is sponsored content. 45f7-h29p-9230-8jvn Stop Spam Folders From Silencing Satire. You deserve every punchline. Bee Mail puts our updates right where they belong—your Gmail Primary tab. Activate Bee Mail Now. Want us to stop emailing you? Unsubscribe here. Latest News | Store | Podcast | Download App | Subscribe PO Box 1322, Jupiter, FL 33468 Copyright ©2025  Not the Bee, LLC. All rights reserved.